Inevitably a Stoner

When I pack a bowl

I wanna pack it to the top

When there is none left, I wanna stop

I don't want it to be illegal

Wanna buy it in a shop

Change the laws to not be messed with by the cops

When will Reefer Madness propaganda stop?

It is and isn't the miracle drug

Open your arms, America

Please give cannabis an empirical hug

It's political snare is a trap swept under the rug

It's only a little nug

Gateway drug, you say?

Would it really be terrible to legalize it one day?

They already have legal heroine on the market

Ruining and killing Americans constantly

How was Oxycontin approved?

What asshole made that move?

How do I sway American politicians to get into this groove?

Take my hand

We can drive this one home in twos

It will never be legal to take a burn cruize

Do I need to pull publicity stunts on the news?

Do I need to sing the blues

For the incarcerated, non-violent drug criminals?

I feel that the widespread opposition to such a thing is subliminal

We are paranoid because it's illegal

As far as mood stabilizer, mild pain killer, and general pacifier

There is no equal

Abilify, Advil, Xzanex

You're all evil

Marihuana is your prequel

As well as your sequel

PUFMM and NORML

Make yourself look formal so that you will be taken seriously

Don't wave your finger around deliriously

Can you hear me?

Open your eyes

Fry the lies in the public eye

Hippies cry, while justice dies

Every day it remains illegal

I wish to use at my own discretion

I trust my own ability to use not abuse

It would be my own fault if used until obsession

This is a stonerific confession

In a very special way, to me, it was a blessing

But there are so many barriers I must break for the opposition to hear

How many years before we slay their fear?

This argument is so queer

No more deer in headlights

Sharpen your eyes, until the page ignites

Set a blaze the entire country

If we are the pinnacle of all the world

We can not simply twirl this one around fingers

Middle fingers, crazy singers, and grass roots bands

Raise hands, and vote Medical and recreational use onto ballots

Supersede the religious zealots

Any way that you can

Even if you willingly choose to live in a van

Make your stand, and band together

Whether they understand or not

We still got a shot

All rise for Judge Biased 

Take your seat